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Remedial Sculpture is reserved exclusively for those students who fail Interior Design I: Basic Dorm Decoration.
Wash U prides itself on having one of the largest Carnie populations among comparable private liberal-arts colleges and universities. It is also the first four-year university to abandon the fashionably archaic term “Freak” in reference to this group.
New technology now allows Student Health Services to better examine students’ lungs for both mononucleosis and pregnancy.
To accommodate the increasing number of attendees at athletic events, the Bears have drastically increased stadium capacity. Pictured here: the most recent expansion.
In another attempt to align with other “elite” universities, the senior trustees recently expressed their desire to change the Wash U mascot to something more “cultured”
Time Machine Technology—still unattainable, regardless of how colorful it looks.
During the Africa Week Fashion Show, this freshly dressed young man teaches the audience that no matter what they’re wearing, they can still enjoy “Get Low” by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz. “To the windows. To the wall. / Till the sweat drops down my…kurta!”
The strategic placement of Green Hall on the East-West plane allows any student to make a triumphant exit through the archway with the setting sun at their back. Aspiring desperadoes can also easily saunter into the sunset.
Shadow Puppetry is all the rage on campus. Lecturers, like this one, often pretend their hands are alligators when they use the overhead projector in class.
“Seductive Looks,” a popular new course offered by UCollege, provides students with all of the tools to say it all in a single, sexy glance.
